Stupid injury

I will never reveal how I truly hurt my fingers, but let's just say it has to do with getting our power turned back on, air conditioning, and a fan. Think of the stupidest possible accident to be had, and you'll probably figure out what I did.
In case you can't tell, my middle finger is a bruised sausage and my ring finger has an impressive bruise near the top knuckle, and it's only been 3 hours. If it gets any better looking, I'll post another picture. Sarah's story is so much more impressive.
Kim, you'd better keep your mouth closed.